If you wait for something

If you wait for something that has a thousandth of a percent chance a day for 50 years, there's a .167 chance it will happen.

There are three paths concerning

There are three paths concerning problems; to approach them, to walk away from them, and to walk perpendicular to them.

It's Spring and the daylight

It's Spring and the daylight is lasting longer and longer. So spare us your addiction to garlic-based products.

Today is a bad day

Today is a bad day for thought. Attempt to mimic others as much as possible.

You will live a long

You will live a long and fruitful life. Or die young.