Naps are a funny thing;

Naps are a funny thing; don't ever turn your back on one of them.

There are many paths to

There are many paths to enlightenment, but few paths home; always carry a map.

Do not let your relative

Do not let your relative obscurity mar your happiness. Be glad that only the few who know about you are your true and faithful.

If ever there was a

If ever there was a time to go blindfolded crocodile hunting, now may not be it.

Although elevator jumpers can be

Although elevator jumpers can be assured that the cable is unbreakable, what about the floor?

If you lose your ring

If you lose your ring in the sink, it is inadvisable to jump in after it.

While bridges may appear to

While bridges may appear to be bulletproof, restraint is usually the right choice.

That horse in your living

That horse in your living room isn't just going to go away on its own. Pretty soon you're going to have to do something about it.